what do you call a sunburnt penis
Kyle this is the worst
So I work at this go-karting place and today a priest came in fully dressed in the robe and all and he bought tickets to race so the girl who sold him the tickets ran around and found everyone on shift and told us so we could all go and watch him.
It was the most majestic and hysterical thing I have ever seen in my life.
things i need to do:
- clean my room
- get a college degree
- learn how to have healthy relationshipsthings i want to do:
things i actually am doing:
- play with puppies and kittens
- find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
- drive to the ocean
- taking subpar selfies
- running a semi successful blog
- listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix
I’ve never related to something as quickly as I did this.